More CIMple Truths

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As always, we have empathy for the analysts at investment banks tasked with putting together lengthy decks about small private businesses (aka Confidential Information Memorandums or CIMs for those not in the know). Information is often incomplete or missing altogether, there are skeletons in the closet, and the people approving your work probably don’t appreciate how difficult it is to make a color pop.

That said, we occasionally see some things that make us scratch our heads. In no particular order…

Strange, unqualified explanations…

A CIM slide headed "EBITDA History" with a bullet explaining that EBITDA peaked in 2012 because of a fire

Of course it did.

Hard-hitting analysis…

A CIM section headed "Number of Adults," arguing that population growth over the next ten years is expected to boost industry revenues

More people, you say?

Cutting off the numbers on an oddly specific date…

A financial table with columns cut off at January 1 through May 15 for both the prior and current year

They’ll tell you what happened on May 16 after you submit an LOI. Have a great weekend.

— By Tim Hanson


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